This exchange made me chuckle all the way home Wednesday night:
Jeff (not his real name) “I wish it would rain today so I could test the hood on my new jacket.”
Me “Don’t you have a shower at home?”
Jeff “Ooh, I didn’t think of that!”
Pauses.
“Knowing my luck, that would be the moment I have a seizure or a heart attack and that how the police would find me; dead in the shower with my raincoat on.”
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-grin-
All Grown Up
11 years ago